
hairyfootedtimetravellingwizard:
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.
I CANT BREAHTE
Dobby is a free elf
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
(Source: brahminjuice, via longlivethetaylors)
guys guys do you realize that pretty little liars actresses Lucy Hale AND Ashley Benson both played a little sister in how i met your mother? just imagine if Lucy aka Robin’s little sister and Ash aka Barney’s sister would both come to their wedding and stare at each other like OMG in another unsiverse you and i are best friends and we have the same creepy stalker
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
(via l-u-b-e)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for